Joanna. 17. Australia
I enjoy romantic walks to my fridge and being a bitter arsehole. Wherever you are in the world i hope you are healthy and happy and im always up for a chat :) Everything else i'm sure you'll figure out along the way.
Oh and i should probably mention I am a terrible person. I'll just apologise in advance for that, sorry.

owlmylove:

shslequius:

"Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning" is literally just the human version of "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"

what have you done

(via ihadtolookoutforyou)

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mariovevo:

be the person your dog thinks you are

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skypestripper:

im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning

(via ihadtolookoutforyou)

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cleverkats:

Some stories stay with us forever

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mister-smalls:

nylooms:

tupacabra:

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it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

The Fault in our (Lob)Stars

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fragmentallygirl:

The future looks just like gravity: everyone is slowly drifting toward everyone else. We are all going to be part of each other one day. The future is a blue sky and a full tank of gas. I saw the future, I did, and in it I was alive.

fragmentallygirl:

The future looks just like gravity: everyone is slowly drifting toward everyone else. We are all going to be part of each other one day. The future is a blue sky and a full tank of gas. I saw the future, I did, and in it I was alive.

(via jessica-espinozaa)

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rapunzelie:

chocolatemermaidya:

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

it’s called makeup

you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops

(via steverogershelmethair)

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Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.

wiccan-witch-of-the-east:

elizards:

paranoidrobot:

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this is my favorite thing

(via sher-locked-i-am)

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vaganxmas:

what if your eyebrows went all the way around your eyes

(via ihadtolookoutforyou)

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the-worst-url:

the-doctor-to-my-tardis:

neckbeardeddragon:

cheezetits:

narcotic:

There’s a book sitting in front of you.

In it contains all the bad things people have said about you behind your back, would you open it? 

Hell fucking yeah

Read it so you can find out what people really have to say about you and how you can change your character to be a better person.

read it so you know what order to murder people in

two kinds of people

(Source: narcotic, via steverogershelmethair)

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David Wong  (via boneshard)

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But remember, there are two ways to dehumanize someone: by dismissing them, and by idolizing them.
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