Joanna. 18. Australia.

(via ocean-calliope)

(via fiftyshades0ffuckedup)

I would like to travel the world with you twice. Once, to see the world.
Twice, to see the way you see the world.
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nikkipher:

THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS LATE GETTING HOME BECAUSE HE WAS BUYING DRUGS SO HE TOLD HIS MOM HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND SHE MADE HIM REPORT IT TO THE POLICE AND HE DESCRIBED THE KIDNAPPER AS COUNT OLAF AND THEN THIS HAPPENED

nikkipher:

THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS LATE GETTING HOME BECAUSE HE WAS BUYING DRUGS SO HE TOLD HIS MOM HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND SHE MADE HIM REPORT IT TO THE POLICE AND HE DESCRIBED THE KIDNAPPER AS COUNT OLAF AND THEN THIS HAPPENED

(via uhmheymyblog)

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One time in class, I got fed up

This was one of my favorite teachers ever, he didn't believe in homework and was just the coolest dude ever
Teacher:I won't be here tomorrow so I left worksheets for the teacher to give you.
Kid:why can't we watch a movie?
Teacher:because the school board doesn't like us to show you movies that don't have anything to do with the curriculum. They say that movies are for home and we need to keep your home life separate from your school life.
Me:then why do they give us homework?
Whole class:.....
Teacher:.....
President:.....
Miley Cyrus:....
Me:....
Teacher:Samantha, please. Whatever you do. Bring this up with the principal because that's the best argument I have ever heard.
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perilousseas:

equiuszahhot:

do you ever hear a line in a song and it’s just so painfully clever you just sit there in shock for the remainder of the song

(Source: mangacartaholygrail, via imabook-halfunread)

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Nina LaCour, Hold Still (via observando)

dear today,

i spend all of you pretending i’m okay when i’m not, pretending i’m happy when i’m not, pretending about everything to everyone.

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natsfanartnfandoms:

aspidelaps:

misterpornographic:

joeydftba:

meido:

washing your boobs is the most fun part of showering by far because when they are soapy they are so slippery and soft and it is the greatest form of entertainment

whoa what

and with one single post, you’ve given every straight male and homosexual female a boner. 

I like putting the soap bar between them and seeing how far I can launch it. I busted a light that way once tho.

That-that sounds pretty impressive, actually

(via uhmheymyblog)

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writedreamlie:

livelong-mywaywardson:

pizzaccio:

dontworryitsharmony:

sweetmickeymerch:

Coming up with schemes with your best friend

Was this movie even real

HOW DOES AN 80 YEAR OLD WOMAN HAVE THE SAME CARDIO AS FIT ATHLETIC MUSCLE MAN THIS SHOW MAN

a dude turned into a llama and you’re questioning why an old lady is as fit as a muscly guy 

writedreamlie:

livelong-mywaywardson:

pizzaccio:

dontworryitsharmony:

sweetmickeymerch:

Coming up with schemes with your best friend

Was this movie even real

HOW DOES AN 80 YEAR OLD WOMAN HAVE THE SAME CARDIO AS FIT ATHLETIC MUSCLE MAN THIS SHOW MAN

a dude turned into a llama and you’re questioning why an old lady is as fit as a muscly guy 

(via thetardisninja)

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albuspercivalwulfric:

Heroically braving the cold to acquire alcohol: a tale of adulthood and misery

(via eabernathy)

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socksyart:

I feel like crying for no reason sometimes, and that is ok.

(via pbbearstarkid)

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whoredinarygirl:

miscaitlin:

miscaitlin:

my mum just came home drunk asking me to make her chicken nuggets 

she fell asleep and im left with all these nuggets image

that’s the opposite of a problem

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

(via uke-n-puke)

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