|This was one of my favorite teachers ever, he didn't believe in homework and was just the coolest dude ever|
|Teacher:||I won't be here tomorrow so I left worksheets for the teacher to give you.|
|Kid:||why can't we watch a movie?|
|Teacher:||because the school board doesn't like us to show you movies that don't have anything to do with the curriculum. They say that movies are for home and we need to keep your home life separate from your school life.|
|Me:||then why do they give us homework?|
|Teacher:||Samantha, please. Whatever you do. Bring this up with the principal because that's the best argument I have ever heard.|
do you ever hear a line in a song and it’s just so painfully clever you just sit there in shock for the remainder of the song
washing your boobs is the most fun part of showering by far because when they are soapy they are so slippery and soft and it is the greatest form of entertainment
and with one single post, you’ve given every straight male and homosexual female a boner.
I like putting the soap bar between them and seeing how far I can launch it. I busted a light that way once tho.
That-that sounds pretty impressive, actually
Coming up with schemes with your best friend
Was this movie even real
HOW DOES AN 80 YEAR OLD WOMAN HAVE THE SAME CARDIO AS FIT ATHLETIC MUSCLE MAN THIS SHOW MAN
a dude turned into a llama and you’re questioning why an old lady is as fit as a muscly guy