tnystarks:

no offense but i just want tony stark to be happy

(via pansypipedream)

magic-spelldust:

concept: me, 10 years from now, living in a pretty house with my love, sipping a hot cappuccino on a rainy autumn afternoon. our dog curls up next to me in the window bench while our cat snoozes on the bed. i’m financially stable and i’m never tired anymore. the bees are safe.

(via lapasteque)

commongayboy:

i trust them all

(via free-as-the-sky)

didyouknowmagic:

When you finally get the joke after the second time someone has told it to you.

(via jay-meister29)

phasmascaptain:

just-shower-thoughts:

Everything in the universe is either a potato or not a potato.

(via astranaut)

chickensandwich:

stylish yet illegal

(via lapasteque)

lycanography:

What if instead of gilly weed Harry had showed up to the black lake challenge in muggle scuba gear like “like where’s your advanced magic now bitches? Got me a free fishing knife with this thing”

(via buffys-deactivated20190113)

iamhiccupnolieaskme:

Words. To. Live. By.

(via death-by-lulz)

bobak:

patbaer:

wellthatsjustgreat:

babygrot:

not-so-futureben:

eatmoremacandcheese:

“hi optus? can i have dan’s number, i want to take them out for a beer and possibly marriage.”

Dan from Optus is politely not having any of your racist crap today

I want to buy Dan from Optus dinner

Wow!

That last one is a very polite burn. A+

This guy is awesome.

(via thetardisninja)

(via death-by-lulz)

oblwankenobi:

Tell us something that you do that embarrasses your kids.
Come home.

(via orangeisthenew-jack)

evilqueened:

                                                      M e r r y   C h r i s t m a s!

(via lnejbrekker)

thattallnerdybean:

Thank God for Sarah Michelle Gellar. This made my Christmas tbh.

lupinteddys:

Yesterday a wizard entered New York with a case. A case full of magical creatures. And unfortunately some have escaped.

(via everthehero)

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